White Russian/Cuban

• 2 parts Vodka or Rum, depending on if you want a Russian or a Cuban
• 1 part Kahlua
  
• 2 ice cubes
• your favorite dairy (cream, whole milk, half-and-half, 2%), until it's the color you usually drink your coffee at

Shut the hell up. This could not be more delicious. Another Caucasian, Gary.

Also, don't try this with tequila. It's not good. But with almond milk it's pretty interesting.